A Blue Jay applied for the receptionist's job at the new AT&T headquarters.
The interviewer, a bit annoyed, told the Jay that the candidate had to be able to type at least 80 words per minute.
The Jay demonstrated proficiency with a 120 wpm.
Not wanting to hire a BIRD for the job, the interviewer told the Jay that the candidate had to be able to take dictation.
The Jay surpassed all of the other candidates with both speed and accuracy.
Finally the interviewer thought he'd be able to get rid of the Jay with "the candidate must be bilingual!"
The Jay replied "Meow!!"
Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with which nature hath furnished them to the shame of art.
~Izaak Walton
