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Top 10 Signs Your Bird Has Learned Your Internet Password
10. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Beaky."
9. Traces of nutri-berry in your keyboard.
8. You find you`ve been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.birdtoy.
7. Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.parrot.com/.
6. Your mouse has beak marks in it .
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberCat."
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange green and white spots on it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like BirdinTax and WarBird II.
2. On IRC you`re known as the Ironbeak.
1. There are little birdy carpal-tunnel braces near the play gym.
"He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals."
- Immanuel Kant
Kiwi birds are blind, they hunt only by smell.
