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Einstein's Theories Of Cat Behavior
LAW OF CAT INERTIA
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless
acted upon by some outside force, such as the
opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
LAW OF CAT MOTION
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there
is a really good reason to change direction.
FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor
destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy
as possible.
LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain
a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly
proportional to the cost of the furniture.
LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter +
+ It Doesn't Matter.
LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE
As yet undiscovered.
"A cat with kittens nearly always decides sooner or later to move them."
~ Sidney Denham
Does your cat track her cat litter from her litter box into other areas of the house? Consider placing a piece of artificial turf or a rug in front of the box. When your cat exits the litter box, most of the litter from her feet will be deposited on the mat.
