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HOW TO BE A CAT:
Make the world your playground.
--Whenever you miss the litter tray, cover it up. Dragging a clean sock over it helps.
--If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
--When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
--Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
--Nap often.
--When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
--Life is hard, and then you nap.
--Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
--When in doubt, cop an attitude.
--Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
--Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
--A bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
"Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve
man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
-- Mark Twain
A common complaint of male cat owners is their careless use of the litter box. It is not uncommon for some cats to inadvertently urinate over the sides of boxes and, unfortunately, not all cats will use a covered box. In these cases, consider using a polyurethane storage tote. The sides are often much higher than those of the available litter boxes and will likely remedy the situation.
