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LAW OF CAT INERTIA
- A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
LAW OF CAT MOTION
- A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.
LAW OF CAT THERMODYNAMICS
- Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, all heat flows to the cat.
FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION
- Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY
- All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT
- A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
LAW OF PILL REJECTION
- Any pill given to a cat has potential energy to reach escape velocity.
LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION
- A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter + It Doesn't Matter.
LAW OF SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM
- Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.
LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE
- As yet undiscovered.
Laws of Cat Physics
"A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys."
~ Barbara Holland
Have you ever wondered why your cat, after you have greeted her, immediately starts grooming herself vigorously? When you petted her, you placed your scent on her hair coat. By bathing herself she is processing and interpreting your smell.
