Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up.
Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
Nap often.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
-- Unknown
If your cat has urinated on the carpet, concentrate your initial efforts on soaking up as much as possible of the kitty piddle. Then continue physically removing even more urine using water before treating the area with any chemical product. Water is safe and will dilute the concentrated piddle and help carry it out of the carpet. Do not use any other cleaning products until you have thoroughly diluted the urine pollution.