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CATS MUST REMEMBER
The canned cat food is already dead.
I do not need to kill it by swatting bits of it all over the floor.
I am a carnivore. Potted plants are not meat.
I will never be able to walk on the ceiling, and staring up the wall and screaming at it will not bring it any closer.
It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer before it all dissolves in the boiling coffee.
If my human wants to share her sandwich with me,
she will give me a piece. She will notice if I start
eating it from the other end.
The goldfish likes living in water
and must be allowed to remain in its bowl.
I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside.
The large dog in the back yard has lived
there for six years. I will not freak out every time I see it.
If I must give a present to my human's overnight guests, my toy mouse is much more socially acceptable than a live cockroach,even if it isn't as tasty.
As talented as I may be with kitty litter,
my human will not be impressed with my attempts
to build sand castles in the litter box.
"If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh."
--Patricia Hitchcock
Many owners occasionally complain of their cats urinating next to the litter box. Often this is accidental. Cats (especially males) will often place themselves in the litter box, but fail to lower their back end such that urine inadvertently lands outside the box. Consider a litter box with higher sides or placing a large rubber mat under the box.
