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The Truth About Cats
Dogs come when they're called; Cats take a message and get back to you later.
Cats don't like being baptized.
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
A cat will always sit on whatever you're trying to read.
A cat's purr: The most effective stress medicine known.
Cats are quite good at domesticating humans.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Cats know Mom's black suede gloves are giant tarantulas that need to be killed.
Cats must attack their human's shoelaces when they are tying them.
Cats must crawl into the dishwasher when it is full of clean dishes.
It's always darkest before you step on the cat.
Cats must rub against your legs while you're carrying two bags of grocieries.
You're not a real person until you're ignored by a cat.
"Most cats are not shy about letting their people know what they want." ~ Karen Duprey
Cats can have three kinds of hair in their coats — down, awn, and guard. The down is the shortest, finest, and softest hair. The awn is the coarsest, and the guard (sometimes called the primary hairs) is the longest. Not all cats have all three varieties. The Sphynx has only down hairs, and few of these. The Cornish Rex has only awn and down. The awn hairs are usually shorter than the
guard hairs (and longer than the down), but when awn and guard hairs are the same length, as in the Russian Blue, the cat is called double coated.
