A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest,unless acted upon by some otside force,such as the opening of cat food or a nearby scurrying mouse.
Law of cat motion
A cat will move in a straight line unless there is a good reason to change direction.
Law of cat thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body,except in the case of a cat,all heat flows to the cat.
First LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will therefore,use as little energy as possible.
Law of bag/box occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
Law of furniture replacement.
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.
Law of pill rejection.
Any pill given to a cat has potential energy to reach escape velocity.
Law of cat composition.
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti- matter+ It doesn't matter.
Law of space - time continuum.
Given enough time a cat will land in just about any space.
