1. A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.
2. A four footed allergen.
3. A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.
4. A small, furry lap fungus.
5. A treat-seeking missile.
6. A wildlife control expert impersonator.
7. One who sleeps in old, empty pizza boxes.
8. A hair relocation expert.
9. An un-programmable animal.
