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This guy decides he wants his dog to be able to dance, so he enrolls the pet in dance classes. Dutifully, he takes this dog to class every week, but he sees no improvement. Finally, he takes the instructor aside and says, "I'm spending a fortune here. Why isn't my dog's dancing improving?"
"I'm sorry," the instructor replies, "but there's not much I can do. Your dog has two left feet."
Dog Dance Lessons
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
~Samuel Butler
In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police.
