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Can't stick their heads out of Windows®.
Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
Not at all fooled by Chuck wagon Screen Saver.
Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
SmellU SmellMe still in beta test.
Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
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( Too Hard To Type With Paws. )
A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. ~John Holmes
REASONS DOGS
DON'T USE COMPUTERS
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