While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women
chatting about their dogs.
"What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman.
"Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the second lady. "But after the vet bills we've had for her, we now call her Filet Mignon."
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
C. Morley
The word "puppy" comes from the French poupee, meaning "doll."