Two mothers are having a conversation about their children one day.

"How do you get your son up so early on school mornings?" asks the first woman.

"Oh, that's easy," replies the second. "I just throw the cat on his bed."

"Why does that wake him up?"

"He sleeps with the dog!"
Wake Up!
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. 
-- Agnes Repplier
Buddy was the name of the FIRST SEEING EYE DOG in America,brought to the U.S. in 1928 from Switzerland by owner Morris Frank.
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