The best piece of advice ever given any puppy owner is to get newspaper, roll it up very tight, secure it with a rubber band and leave it on the coffee table. Then when the puppy piddles in the house, chews up a slipper, or does anything it is not supposed to: You simply take the newspaper and bang it on the top of your head very hard while repeating "I should have been watching my puppy"
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Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.
~Oxford Union Society, London, Rule 46
Cold Weather Checklist
Keep your kitten or puppy warm this winter, whether they live outdoors or in. This checklist covers everything from canine foot care to the dangers of antifreeze poisoning.