If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
~Karel Capek
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"SBF( single, black, female) Seeks Male companionship. Age and ethnicity unimportant. I'm a young, svelte, good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting/camping/fishing trips. I love cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours."
Call 555-2525 and ask for Daisy.
The phone number was that of the Humane Society, and Daisy was
an eight week old black Labrador retriever. They received 643
calls in two days.
This is a singles ad which appeared in a local paper:
Did you know that immunotherapy in the form of allergy injections are available for your dog? Immunotherapy is a medical treatment where allergens (pollens, dust, molds, mites, insects and fibers) to which your dog is allergic are injected into your pet in increasing amounts and concentrations. If your dog suffers from allergies discuss treatment with your veterinarian.
