"Well, I reckon you've been a pretty good horse," said the farmer. "You work hard and I ain't had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster."
"NO!" said the horse, "I said 'feedbag' not 'feedback'."
"The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse."
- Jacqueline Kennedy
Man O' War lost only one race in his career. It happened in 1919 to a horse named Upset.