On Horseback he seemed to require as many hands as a Hindu god, at least four for clutching the reins, and two more for patting the horse soothingly on the neck. - Saki
What kind of horse only appears after the sun goes down?
A nightmare.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because he wanted to visit his neigh-bors!
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys.
