You need:
1 large bowl molasses
Stale bread
Cookie cutters, optional
Sugar
Directions:
Pour molasses in a bowl, cut pieces of bread with a cookie cutter, soak bread in molasses 10 seconds. Preheat oven to 350, sprinkle sugar on a greased cookie sheet, and bake for 1 hour.
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