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Oh Santa, won't your bring me
A horsey that bends
My friends all ride warmbloods
I must make amends.
I practice my leg yields
Each evening 'til ten
Oh Santa, won't you bring me
A horsey that bends.
Oh Santa, won't you bring me
A horse that won't buck
I'm tired of trying
To land standing up
I spend all my time
Brushing dirt off my butt
Oh Santa, won't you bring me
A horse that won't buck.
Oh Santa, won't you bring me
A horse that won't bite
I count all my fingers
And toes every night
I feel like a carrot
When I'm in his sight
Oh Santa, won't you bring me
A horse that won't bite.
Oh Santa, won't you bring me
A horse that stays clean
I brush him, I groom him,
I've considered chlorine
His color's too chestnut
For a horse with gray genes
Oh Santa, won't you bring me
A horse that stays clean.
Oh Santa, won't you bring me
A horse with some guts
This spooking and shying
Is driving me nuts
And while you're at it
Make me less of a klutz
Oh Santa, won't you bring me
A horse with some guts.
Oh Santa, won't you give him
Some hindquarter drive
This horse is sooo lazy
Not sure he's alive
We bend and we circle
'til way, way past five
Oh santa, won't you give him
Some hindquarter drive.
-- Unknown
Oh Santa
He's of the colour of the nutmeg. And of the heat of the ginger.... he is pure air and fire; and the dull elements of earth and water never appear in him, but only in patient stillness while his rider mounts him; he is indeed a horse, and all other jades you may call beasts. ~William Shakespeare, Henry V
The longest tail measured was 22ft long was grown by an American Palomino named Chinook.
