Sally inherited a ranch, but she didn't have the vaguest idea about how to breed horses.
Phoning the National Horse Information Bureau, she asked, "How long should the male and female horses be kept together."
"Just a moment," the representative replied.
"Thanks," Sally said and hung up the phone.
If you want a stable friendship, get a horse.
~Author Unknown
World Record for log pulling was set in 1893. 2 Clydesdale Stallions hauled a sledge stacked with timber weighing 128 tonnes. The equivalent of pulling 22 African Elephants.