In England I would rather be a man, a horse, a dog or a woman, in that order. In America I think the order would be reversed. -- Bruce Gould
The insurance agent was interviewing a prospective client.
"So, you're a cowboy. Have you ever met with any accidents?"
"No, never."
"That is strange. It says here that you were hospitalized three times last year. For what?"
"I break broncos for a hobby. Sometimes I smash a rib or two when they throw me."
The agent frowned. "Then how can you possibly say you've never had any accidents?"
" I haven't! Those danged horses threw me on purpose!!!"
