2 small apples
2 cups of oatmeal (dry)
1/4 cup of vegetable oil
1/4 cup of molasses
2 teaspoons of sugar
1/4 cup of flour
1/4 cup of water
Shred the apples in a cheese grater. Put them in a bowl. Add the oats, vegetable oil, molasses, sugar, flour, and water. Mix well with an electric mixer. Add more oats or flour if too watery, or add more water if too sticky.
"You can take a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead."
- Stan Laurel
The expression "getting someone's goat" is based on the custom of keeping a goat in the stable with a racehorse as the horse's companion. The goat becomes a settling influence on the thoroughbred. If you owned a competing horse and were not above some dirty business, you could steal your rival's goat (seriously, it's been done) to upset the other horse and make it run a poor race. From goats and horses it was linguistically extended to people: in order to upset someone, "get their goat."