A mother mouse and a baby mouse
are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.
The mother mouse goes, 'BARK!' and the cat runs away.
'See?' says the mother mouse to her baby. 'Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?'
I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that. ~W. Dayton Wedgefarth
