1. Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.
2. Goldfish: Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!
3. Cat: Sharpen claws on one stinking curtain and it's curtains.
4. Parrot: Tease, tease, tease -- but do those greedy humans ever really give me a cracker?
5. Cat: Why are these people in my house?
6. Dog: What the ... HEY!!! I didn't even sign a consent form for that surgery. Help, Legal Council!!!!
7. Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! *There's* a new one!"
