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Quotes Of Will Rogers
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
"Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely"
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win.
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
"The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back!"
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to wee on the electric fence.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try
ordering somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and
shot him...The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
The soundtrack to Oklahoma was the first album to sell one million copies on August 18, 1958.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
-- Will Rogers
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