10. He does not come up to the front of the cage begging during feeding time
9. He lets you brush him without so much as a wiggle
8. He holds perfectly still while you clip his nails
7. He does not try to fight with the rabbit in the next cage over, even though both he and the other rabbit are unnuetered bucks
6. He does not spray you in the face, even when you tempt him by putting him in a cage that is face level
5. He does not dig out the regular food to get to treats at the bottom of the bowl
4. He does not try to get out, even if you accidentally leave the cage door wide open
3. He poses perfectly, without the judge even having to work with him
2. He is in a perfect coat for that important show you have been waiting forever for
1. He sits still, in a perfect pose, long enough for you to take a picture of him.