My husband was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As he headed for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be careful, the rattlesnakes are out." The chief explained that calls had been coming in all week asking for assistance with removing the snakes.

"You've got to be kidding," was the astonished reply. "People actually call the fire department to help them with rattlesnakes? What do you say to them?"

"Well," said the chief, "the first thing I ask is, 'Is the snake on fire?'"
Rattlesnakes
When a man wantonly destroys one of the works of man we call him a vandal.  When he destroys one of the works of god we call him a sportsman. 
~Joseph Wood Krutch
Snakes continue to grow until the day they die.
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