An old snake goes to see his Doctor.

"Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days." The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
Snake's New Glasses
A snake came to my water-trough On a hot, hot day, and I in pyjamas for the heat, To drink there.
- D H Lawrence
Snakes don’t bite in rivers or swamps because they would drown if they did.
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