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1. Thou shalt feed me today more than thou didst yesterday.
2. Thou shalt teach me with food - not big sticks and loud voices.
3. Thou shalt walk with me every day - despite thy favorite TV program.
4. Thou shall not buy furniture that I cannot sit on.
5. Thou shalt not pay attention to anyone else but me - lest I feel un-wanted.
6. Thou shalt love me to death - even when I bark all night.
7. Thou shalt not have a Cat with ATTITUDE and CLAWS.
8. Thou shalt not start the car until I am in it.
9. Thou shalt not hide the food.
10. Thou shalt obey the above without question lest I POOP on the neighbors lawn and promote community strife.
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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS ACCORDING TO YOUR DOG
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.
~Sue Murphy
When two zebras stand side by side, they usually face in opposite directions. They say this is so they can keep an eye out for predators.
