A friend took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked what it
would cost. Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged. "I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!"
The groomer replied, "That may be true. But then you don't bite, do you?!"
A dog can express more with his tail in seconds than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.
~Author Unknown
The Portuguese jellyfish tentacles have been known to grow a mile in length, catching anything in it's path by stinging it's prey.