During the local match, a spectator was surprised to see a dog walk onto the pitch and start pitching, eventually striking out the other all star team, and scoring two home runs.
'That's incredible!' he exclaimed to the man next to him.
'Yes,' he said, 'but he's a terrible disappointment to his parents. They wanted him to be a footballer.'
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
~Woodrow Wilson
The oyster is usually ambisexual. Through its life it will change from male to female and back again numerous times.