This woman and her son are in a nice restaurant. There's quite a bit of food left over, so the woman tells the waiter, "Please put the meat in a bag for the dog."
The son jumps up, "Wow, Mom, are we getting a dog?"
There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog.
~Konrad Lorenz
In regions of India where the soil is red - elephants take on a permanent pink tinge because they regularly spray dust over their bodies to protect themselves against insects.