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While waiting at the veterinarian's office, I overheard two women
chatting about their dogs.
"What's your dog's name?" asked the first woman.
"Well, we used to call her Pork Chop," answered the second lady. "But after the vet bills we've had for her, we now call her Filet Mignon."
Pet Bills
A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
~John Holmes
The kinkajou's tail is twice as long as its body. Every night, it wraps itself up in its tail and uses it as a pillow.
