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In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit.
"Oh, no, I can't do that!" the lady said. "See, the sweater is going to be a surprise!"
Pet Sweater
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-- Franklin P. Jones
The East Alligator River in Australia's Northern Territory, was misnamed. It contains crocodiles not alligators.
