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Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the following ingredients.
1 cup patience
1 cup understanding
1 pinch correction
1 cup hard work
2 cups praise and 1 1/2 cups fun
Blend well.
Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size.
Mix with owner until consistency is such that owner and puppy are one.
Enjoy!
How to Make a Puppy Pie
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
~Robert Benchley
The sea lion can swim 6,000 miles, stopping only to sleep.
