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A girl was visiting her friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The friend responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Helloooooooooooooo," answered the girl. "They're watch dogs!"
Rolex and Timex
A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
~John Holmes
The kinkajou's tail is twice as long as its body. Every night, it wraps itself up in its tail and uses it as a pillow.
