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The sheriff of a small town was also the town's animal Vet. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, "Is your husband there?"
"Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife asked.
"Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it."
Sheriff and Vet
The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
~Henry Ward Beecher
An iguana can stay under water for twenty-eight minutes.
