There is an old story about the data center of the future.
This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog.
The man's job is to feed the dog.
The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer.
A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.
~John Holmes
The kinkajou's tail is twice as long as its body. Every night, it wraps itself up in its tail and uses it as a pillow.