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He was about to be auditioned by a TV producer. The dog's agent warned the producer that this was a very sensitive dog, and that "you had better listen to him play because, if you don't, he loses his temper and leaps at you."
The dog started to play. He was awful. The TV producer
patiently waited out the performance. When it was over, he declared angrily, "I should have let him attack. I'm sure his Bach is worse than his bite."
Did you hear about
the dog who played Bach?
I named my dog Stay so I can say, "Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay."
~Steven Wright
Snakes don’t bite in rivers or swamps because they would drown if they did.
